In other news: Cliff Leediculous. Complete game shutout, 12 K's, 2 hits, 99 pitches...
At least the Padres didn't leave me in suspense all year waiting for them to turn shitty again. This is much easier. I can move on with my life now![]()

“We have to find a way to be honest with ourselves about what kind of team we are. We can’t just keep telling ourselves, ‘Oh, we’re a better team than this.’ We may not be."
-Actual Mets pitcher R.A. Dickey
“We have to find a way to be honest with ourselves about what kind of team we are. We can’t just keep telling ourselves, ‘Oh, we’re a better team than this.’ We may not be."
-Actual Mets pitcher R.A. Dickey
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/baseball-is-boring-i-read-about-all-this-stuff-on-my-phone
"For one sweet evening, the battery-chucking, child-vomiting, dog-murderer-idolizing, violently-tazed drunken assholes of Philadelphia came together to celebrate a guy being bombed in the face and became America’s sweethearts."
rotflmao

I was at the Cubs/Reds game Saturday, they won it with two outs in the bottom of the ninth (walk off single?)
With the Mets in town it's time to start to get healthy with the bats again....