This Flat-Earther Is Going To Launch Himself In A Homemade Rocket On Saturday

The payoff for flat earth has got to be the worst ever. Fine, the earth is flat. Now what? How does my life improve?
 
Theodore said:
The payoff for flat earth has got to be the worst ever. Fine, the earth is flat. Now what? How does my life improve?
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well probably some folks living on the outer edges would fall off the face of the earth into nothingness and most likely they would be islanders.....so that means there would be more fish in the oceans due to less islanders catching fish....this would change the whole ecosystem...less islanders farting from eating fish would mean less greenhouse gases, cooler overall temperatures, etc....

TL/DR your summertime electric bills would drop due to less air conditioning demand and you would be able to take that money and invest it in the stock market and get richer.
 
also....if the earth is flat....what keeps all the water in the oceans from spilling over the sides?
 
mongooz said:
also....if the earth is flat....what keeps all the water in the oceans from spilling over the sides?
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A lot of the flat earther stuff stems from a description of the planet from the old testament. Many flat earthers believe there is a clear dome over the earth. http://www.philipstallings.com/2015/06/the-biblical-flat-earth-teaching-from.html?m=1

Most of them don't believe in gravity because gravity couldn't work the way we observe it if the earth was flat. They have a theory of density instead. Most of the flat earthers believe the sun is only a couple miles across and it works like a spotlight. Most of them believe the moon creates its own light and moonlight has a cooling effect opposite of the sun's warmth. They believe Antarctica borders the entire earth and that there is a global conspiracy to keep people away from the edge and that anyone who tries to see the edge is captured or killed.
 
Alex W said:
A lot of the flat earther stuff stems from a description of the planet from the old testament. Many flat earthers believe there is a clear dome over the earth. http://www.philipstallings.com/2015/06/the-biblical-flat-earth-teaching-from.html?m=1

Most of them don't believe in gravity because gravity couldn't work the way we observe it if the earth was flat. They have a theory of density instead. Most of the flat earthers believe the sun is only a couple miles across and it works like a spotlight. Most of them believe the moon creates its own light and moonlight has a cooling effect opposite of the sun's warmth. They believe Antarctica borders the entire earth and that there is a global conspiracy to keep people away from the edge and that anyone who tries to see the edge is captured or killed.
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So fucking tired of stupid people.
 
I lost a band mate one time because he posted on FB about taking the family to the Creation Museum.
I told him I’m holding out for the Flat Earth Museum, or a the very least, the Hollow Earth Museum.
He wasn’t amused. I can’t understand why.
 
I've always thought flat earthers were silly. If you go to the ocean and line up a straightedge with the horizon, you can actually see a slight curvature.
 
Most Flat earthers are likely just trolls

Someone who really thinks the earth is flat probably doesn't believe in technology and therefore never posts online :shrug:

And this was an epic picture even if it is photoshopped :Wave:

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