This Flat-Earther Is Going To Launch Himself In A Homemade Rocket On Saturday

Actually, they say satellites are high altitude balloons or holograms projected on The firmament by NASA, along with stars, planets or anything else we can see in the sky. And no, they have no explanation as to who or what was doing it before 1958 or so.

These people truly are beyond bizarre. They even held an international conference last week.

i was being EXTREMELY sarcastic, taking their completely f'ing crazy side :grin:
(remember....i'm ex USAF)
 
Yeah I knew that :grin: I've been trolling these people for a few months now. You can't help but pick up a few nuggets along the way. You just have to pass 'em on, they're gold, Jerry, gold.

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I wonder if these people ever travel, far. So in order for me to join their club I have to be 1) stupid, and 2) without opportunities to see the world. Oh, where is the edge? Funny they don't even believe it's a cylinder, because tons of people have circumnavigated the globe longitudinally. Then they could say the edge is at the poles or some such nonsense. I've never really seen their imagined map. I guess it's probably a disk to explain how you can sail "around" the world. Is that it?? A flat disc floating in space? Or do they not believe in space, just sky above and ground endlessly below which eventually turns into hell?

What a bunch of fucking useless idiots. Like knowing someone is a flatearther would automatically kill any other possible intelligent conversation you could have with them. "Hey, what's your opinion on vaccinations? Oh never mind, you're a fucking idiot, I forgot."
The flat earth map. No shit, real deal edition.

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Yes, this opens a while slew of questions for real actual thinking people...

Edit: Notice the scale marker on the map that would make Brazil 12,000 km across, do yourself a solid and don't even look at Australia. Holy shit! Kazakhstan is larger than all of mainland Europe combined.
 
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The flat earth map. No shit, real deal edition.

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Yes, this opens a while slew of questions for real actual thinking people...

Edit: Notice the scale marker on the map that would make Brazil 12,000 km across, do yourself a solid and don't even look at Australia. Holy shit! Kazakhstan is larger than all of mainland Europe combined.
wow.....i didn't realize that alaska was smaller than new zealand :eek:
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The flat earth map. No shit, real deal edition.

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Yes, this opens a while slew of questions for real actual thinking people...

Edit: Notice the scale marker on the map that would make Brazil 12,000 km across, do yourself a solid and don't even look at Australia. Holy shit! Kazakhstan is larger than all of mainland Europe combined.

So they don't believe in Antarctica. Do they address the thickness?
 
So what happens with the money he raised from the "scientifically curious" for his "experiment"?

[ sniff, sniff ] Smells kinda scammy around here.
 
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