That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

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Howza! Well, I'm pleased... I got some vocal arranging done, and did the drums for Frosted Fucking Charms... Next up, guitar tracks...
 
Peeker said:
that Death Star looks to be in pretty good shape.
if it's all there, its worth a tidy sum
and that looks like it may be the small-headed Han Solo, also worth a few bucks.

now, if that's actually a vintage production error Snaggletooth there, you just got a new car.
seriously.

wait...
I mean they are all worthless, send them to me.
:wink:

I'd love to have my old Death Star playset back, that thing was the bee's knees.
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Good eye. That is a small head Han Solo. I have both the blue/green tall snaggle tooth and the short red snaggle tooth. All the death star is there, including the trash compactor creature and even the foam in the compactor. But the foam turns to powder if you handle it too much. I'm not sure where my cardboard panels are though.

Just curious, what are some of the prices for those things going for? The figures are near mint. The Death Star is in good condition.
 
dunno if I'd go that far, but if you can find the cardboard panels, I've no doubt you'd clear several hundred, easily.

though the secondary market for toys is kinda limp right now.
give it a year or so, and it'll bounce back (always has), and yer stuff will be worth more.

the majority of vintage figs, when loose, don't really command big bucks, sorry to say.
but if yer telescoping Luke Skywalker (on 12-back card) was a MOC deal, it'd be worth thousands.
no shit.

there are a few, though, that are still worth some good scratch loose.
nothing like that MOC Luke though
I'd have to do some looking for names, as I've not really bothered with the vintage stuff in the last few years.
 
I'm on a pretty good coffee buzz, too, coupled with the fact that I've been a health food junkie and stopped drinking beer... I definitely have a lot more energy...
 
some lulz from Ma Peeker:
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to
verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started........

:grin:
 
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and
sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on
but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for
indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking
around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff....I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants....
So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....
So I did.


Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy. '

'And here I am.'
 
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