paulskirocks
Blue Zone Compliant
No, foreplay is beforehand, like when you stole the golf cart, ditched the security guard, and hid in the sand pit long enough to be able to hump on the golf course...
That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather
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No, foreplay is beforehand, like when you stole the golf cart, ditched the security guard, and hid in the sand pit long enough to be able to hump on the golf course...
marc758
stardog champion
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future. http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Elias Graves
Common misfit
I like Kit Kats.???
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paulskirocks
Blue Zone Compliant
I like the taste of them, but all that crap makes me feel like crap, and then I would be a miserable fuck, and wish for the world to end, rather than sucking it up and a being grateful and positive addition to the world... Nope, can't eat KitKats...
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Still, I could go for some of that time travel stuff.
I wanna go buy a bunch of guitars.
And stocks.
And lottery tickets.
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I wanna go buy a bunch of guitars.
And stocks.
And lottery tickets.
EG
Elias Graves
Common misfit
You gotta love a gal with a phaser rifle.
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Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
Ummmm... Dr Crusher
Elias Graves
Common misfit
I've been watching bbc america reruns. 
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Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
She can give me a hypo spray any day.
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
paulskirocks
Blue Zone Compliant
Nice, Heel! And, I like that the controls are far enough away from the bridge...
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
I need to polish it up a bit, and I've got to figure out how to lower the action. But I'm really liking it so far.
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
Nice, Heel! And, I like that the controls are far enough away from the bridge...
That's the blue zone, right?
paulskirocks
Blue Zone Compliant
That's the blue zone, right?
Well, I have said that the blue zone is behind the bridge, but really, I consider anywhere that I don't keep hitting them in the blue zone...
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
Habahaha
paulskirocks
Blue Zone Compliant
Did she turn up your volume knob?
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