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With that new law you can effectively kill any burglars and then eat them. I think, I haunt really studied it.

I'm now in full on exam marking aggro mode, killing and eating them will be the last of their problems

Caught the postie there to see if he'd noticed the marks before or anything suspicious and said he'd never heard of that being done and I'd imagine he sees a fair amount of stuff during the day others don't so here's hoping it's just marks from shifting my DJ gear or something I've never noticed.
 
Morning!

I read a news article about UKIP and the elections but for some strange reason ANYTHING that is remotely attached to the EU government or whatever is just so very very very boring.

Its only entertaining when crazy demonstrators start calling them nazis on tv or whatever.
 
Morning!

I read a news article about UKIP and the elections but for some strange reason ANYTHING that is remotely attached to the EU government or whatever is just so very very very boring.

Its only entertaining when crazy demonstrators start calling them nazis on tv or whatever.

well, they are :embarrassed:
 
Morning fellow apocaloptimists! :Wave:
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The UKIP clowns only got one seat on our local council, and not in my ward.
 
Afternoon chaps. After about 5 hours of solid exam marking I'm now developing tunnel vision.

Given the house is full of bevvy for tomorrow's bbq I'm showing a tremendous amount of restraint by not using any of it to take the edge off :embarrassed:

Must dash, got one more question to mark in this batch then I can indulge in the baser pleasures of refreshing lager beerery :thu:
 
Oh hai.

Sure spring sign....another flood coming. Looking like the 3rd big one in 4 years. Hopefully not as bad as the one last year.
Ah well. In the meantime I'll have a few refreshing pilsners.
 
I rather over did it on the refreshing lager beers last night I think :embarrassed: Feeling like crap and the weather is awful, great start to the first bank holiday I've had off in a while. :embarrassed:
 
I rather over did it on the refreshing lager beers last night I think :embarrassed: Feeling like crap and the weather is awful, great start to the first bank holiday I've had off in a while. :embarrassed:

bank holiday? never heard of it. Must be an English thing :embarrassed:

I only had one beer last night and I feel awful. It was rather strong though (8%) :embarrassed:
 
Sorry but Real Madrid is quite possibly the one team in Europe I detest the most. And not only because the utter cunt Ronaldo plays there.
Amazes me how City and Chelski get slagged off for being money teams, yet somehow Real don't even get mentioned in the same sentence.
They've been the worst of the bunch for several decades. Right now their only redeeming feature is Xabi Alonso.

And, don't even get me started on Pepe. That guy should be in prison for the "tackles" he's made.
 
For once I agree with Dexter about football :eek:



Seriously though, Ronaldo, what a twat. He just can't help himself. He's just a twat.
 
For once I agree with Dexter about football :eek:



Seriously though, Ronaldo, what a twat. He just can't help himself. He's just a twat.

The day when we agree on football should be on the calendar as an international holiday. :embarrassed:
My hatred of Ronaldo isn't just because he was a Manc at one point. General demeanour, behaviour and just being a cunt.
 
oi oi how are we chaps?

Despite a full on day of bevvy merchanting and bbq-ing I've woken up feeling rather chipper :embarrassed:
 
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