I've been saying all week I don't get why the UK puts serious acts into Eurovision I mean that children of the future song was pure shit but what you really want is some jakey old cunt plucked off a bus doing a kazoo cover of wish you were here.
It appears that I will be spending the better part of my summer on your filthy, smutty, socialist continent. I will be doing a summer program at Universität Heidelberg!