Yaaay, got a job.
I'm now an instructor for a place that sends out creative coding people to schools to teach. First assignment will be a Swedish-speaking school here. There's a solid outline for the course outline, but enough freedom to add stuff and leave stuff out as I see fit.
The interview was pretty hilarious. Turns out the person interviewing me did the same MA and I met her a couple of times during events. Apparently in my motivation letter I managed to write down their internal company philosophy, so the interview came down to giving me an outline of the job, what's expected of me and how much it pays followed by if you want it it's yours.
I've had worse interviews