Cargo shorts

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That's what I'm talking about. They are so long they shouldn't be called shorts. I should just wear long pants with sandals, which I do frequently.
 
I don't wear cargo shorts nor pants.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.

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Ass selfie. Nicely done! I don't hate on black chamois riding pants. I just feel more comfortable most days with baggies. Most times. Not always. You are a more accomplished cyclist than I, so I have no room to comment. Other than to say again, nice ass selfie!
 
Hey, do you guys like wearing capris?

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I had some Jam style surf capris I used to skateboard to class in at law school. Partly to piss off the other people behind me in the grades pecking order, that were carrying brief cases and acting like they were lawyers already. I could get away with it in 1986. Not today.
 
Shorts and flip flops are the official uniform of the Upright Bass Players Union.
But sporting the official uniform is only mandatory for pissing people off.
As per this fine example.
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I actually prefer giving the finger with the index and ring fingers pulled back by the thumb, instead of siding them down the middle finger. It's how Dennis Hopper gave it in Easy Rider.
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I had some Jam style surf capris I used to skateboard to class in at law school. Partly to piss off the other people behind me in the grades pecking order, that were carrying brief cases and acting like they were lawyers already. I could get away with it in 1986. Not today.

Well in school I think you can pretty much do what you want as long as you have the grades to back you up. My buddy is an attorney up in San Francisco and he said he finally got a favorable decision from one judge who had always been a problem for him. He suspects it had something to do with his recent haircut.
 
I had some Jam style surf capris I used to skateboard to class in at law school. Partly to piss off the other people behind me in the grades pecking order, that were carrying brief cases and acting like they were lawyers already. I could get away with it in 1986. Not today.
I remember those. They called them "clam diggers".
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I do too, but only when I have to give presentations or monthly management review meetings. The rest of the time, it's jeans.
in a lab, i can see where that would be fine.
we have clients in and out several times per week, and sometimes they just 'stop by', so we're kind of semi-required to do the office look. fridays is 'nice' jeans day. no 'motley crue' jeans.
 
Again, why do you care what I wear?

If my wife buys me cargo shorts, that's good enough for me. I wear jeans and a t shirt to work every fucking day. When I come home, I put on basketball shorts.

You don't like it, fuck off and stop looking at my ass.
 
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My Dad look for the weekend. At least while out in the boat. Not cargo, and fits under the black and grey neoprene suit that I had on when out skiing. Back at camp when I had long black outdoorsy sweat type pants on because it was cold, or cargo style Fox mountain bike shorts on while on the bike. I did have a Dad ball cap on some of the time too. But not backwards as in the pic above.



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Yeah, it was cold. But we had fun.
 
Again, why do you care what I wear?

If my wife buys me cargo shorts, that's good enough for me. I wear jeans and a t shirt to work every fucking day. When I come home, I put on basketball shorts.

You don't like it, fuck off and stop looking at my ass.

You should be proud of that damn fine ass.
 
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