Devil is Dill
Doubleplusgood
At this point who am I trying to impress anymore? I have more shit to carry than I have fucks to give
Cargo shorts
- Thread starter DdBob
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nuke_diver
Riding Solo
Well almost 60 so apparently I get a pass...but I prefer function over fashion anyways. Cargo shorts give me a pocket that I can put my phone and not sit on it, a place for my wallet that's less easy to pickpocket.
Chad
Slender Hobbit
Lerxst
spaghetti and blankets
#imwithdeebo o_O
I just do not dig on cargo shorts. Hate when you actually put stuff in those thigh pockets and it all flops around when you’re doing activities.
Generally don’t like cotton for anything outside and prefer poly blends that are cooler, water resistant, fast drying and don’t get stinky as quick. If you can hookup with someone that had a brand ambassador with Prana (just about anyone you know that calls themselves a yoga teacher), you can get their stuff pretty reasonably. Columbia, their parent company, make similar stuff under the mountain hardware or Columbia labels that’s very similar and typically more affordable. Wearing a pair of EMS tech wick shorts right now that I got for $17 that are the same basic thing
I just do not dig on cargo shorts. Hate when you actually put stuff in those thigh pockets and it all flops around when you’re doing activities.
Generally don’t like cotton for anything outside and prefer poly blends that are cooler, water resistant, fast drying and don’t get stinky as quick. If you can hookup with someone that had a brand ambassador with Prana (just about anyone you know that calls themselves a yoga teacher), you can get their stuff pretty reasonably. Columbia, their parent company, make similar stuff under the mountain hardware or Columbia labels that’s very similar and typically more affordable. Wearing a pair of EMS tech wick shorts right now that I got for $17 that are the same basic thing
Steverino
black sheep
This is why, even when I do wear cargo shorts, I don't wear the type with the cargo pockets that you could stuff $30 in pennies in each pocket like Kramer buying a calzone. A wallet in one side, and a phone in other is enough. And I don't like 'em all the way past your knees.
I have a pair of cargo pants that the legs can be zipped off, but I've worn them once, I think.
xStonr
Kick Henry Jackassowski
I'm at the age where I get a free pass. The problem I find with a lot of shorts these days is that the hip hop fashion has determined that shorts go beyond the knee. I don't care for that. The shorts that DdBob posted look good, but are way overpriced for my tastes.
mongooz
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Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
Hmm...$12 to Costco, who pay their employees living wages, or $15 to Walmart who have the most employees of any company in the US on welfare. Easy choice.
rickenvox
Animal Psychic
At least I don't wear Bobby shorts...
if you have Bobby legs you can wear Bobby shorts. If you have chicken legs, then no.
rickenvox
Animal Psychic
Is this a women's fashion forum? Cargo shorts are extremely functional. Especially for sailing. Not having you wallet in your back pocket is a nice feature. Many of the people on this forum would benefit first by not wearing hats while performing that cover up bald spots. Also if you're wearing Dockers you should worry about that before the cargo shorts.
rickenvox
Animal Psychic
fuck nazs? I don't know what nazs are.
mongooz
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wait a second.....i wear khakis for work.
mongooz
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if you look closely, there IS and I between the z and the s.
Danhedonia
Noted duckfat enthusiast
Nope, it's a guitar forum.
Cargo shorts sure do make a statement. Here are some nice shorts from Izod that are $13 at my local Costco.
Not sure about the shoes, but my ass looks fantastic in the shorts.
Cargo shorts sure do make a statement. Here are some nice shorts from Izod that are $13 at my local Costco.
Not sure about the shoes, but my ass looks fantastic in the shorts.
rickenvox
Animal Psychic
do you ruin all jokes?
rickenvox
Animal Psychic
maybe you need to consider some nice cargo shorts