The Official Jack's Place 2017 NHL Thread!

Totally. There are a bunch of guys who will be free agents anyway.

I can't see Ovechkin asking to leave but I can see him playing for any other team and still being amazing. Imagine the teams who are one block away getting Ovi. I imagine him in Toronto, Edmonton, L.A., Chicago...move Fat Phil out and put Ovi in Pittsburgh. All amazing.

The coach angle: where is Boudreau? Awesome regular season team and gone immediately.
 
Fat Phil gets a power play goal. He won't miss the puck because it looks like a hamburger patty or a big cookie.

FAT.
 
I'll be chiming back in on Monday-Tuesday to read about what Fat Smorgdummy is going on about...
 
I'll be chiming back in on Monday-Tuesday to read about what Fat Smorgdummy is going on about...
Oh, the name calling...it just isn't nice. I don't call you tompooter or dumpetty or i'mpetty - why you gotta be so rude?

Not a fucking chance..........

And the swearing. It's like you say the things that people yell at the tv in the heat of the moment in your posts. Most people will have an outburst once in a while if they are watching a game but you are supposed to use maturity and intellect to filter out the emotion and use objectivity when discussing it afterwards.

The Homer glasses are supposed to come off (or the jersey of your team or the big foam #1 hand, etc) and you are supposed to discuss it like a mature individual - like I did when we all talked about the hit/injury. I was 100% right because I am mature enough and intelligent enough to take out any personal stake that I may have in a contest and just stick to what happened. You should learn from me but I realize that would be asking a lot.

Unless you are Fat Phil at a burger joint. You know he just lets loose when he sees the pictures of food lit up on their menu boards. Emotion and raw energy & sweat, yelling "food! food!" and slapping on the counter.
 
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Fuck off.......Period............You're as itelligent as a snail and as fast...........

Go throw some bows and arrows...LOL
 
Fuck off.......Period............You're as itelligent as a snail and as fast...........

Go throw some bows and arrows...LOL

That's rude and immature.

I am trying to help you and you are turning your back on the humanitarian act.

And the dots. Too many dots.

Also, you don't throw bows and arrows.

Oh, and you kept going on and on after you said "period". That's embarrassing.
 
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I'm not the one that needs help and it's apparent......................................................................

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I'm not the one that needs help and it's apparent......................................................................

Well, I will help anyone - first things first, you need help the most so I am trying to help you. I will figure out the next in line after you have made some improvements. Right now, let's focus on you.

I'll even help Fat Phil lose some excess poundage if he will accept it.

Fat Phil...would you like some help?
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I do hate Ovechkin and the Caps. I do hate bad fans worse, though.

If I hated Ovechkin, I would have had to hate Cam Neeley too...pretty much the same player without the fighting. I just can't hate a big, tough player who scores goals like mad and has a great sense of humour.
 
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Somebody wants Trashville to win......I can't believe they still call it 'music city'......What a fucking joke..


anyway...

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It's not only ridiculous to claim conspiracy when your pick doesn't win, it's just insane.

The really hilarious part is that you actually are so detached from reality that you say that you are "rarely wrong". You are wrong so damn often that I am starting to think that you are just a made up character, the product of some troll. Genius level troll like the dude who used to go on about how the Bigsby was so much better than any other vibrato bridge.
 
You're not worth words yet I gave you nine..

Fuck me in my meathead face.....

Now fifteen.............Gone.....................
 
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