The Official Jack's Place 2017 NHL Thread!

The Sid glasses are so dark. So dark that they make people blind. The piss pounded out of him? Found a way to win? Ovechkin handed out so many hits that the wear and tear would add up to a huge amount. Crosby's injuries were from what has to be a lack of durability and unfortunate circumstances, but I am happy to see that he has bounced back this year even though I don't like him jamming people in the groin with his stick or breaking people's fingers with slashes... it reminds me of him punching that dude in the groin that time when the dude was being held by another player.

Found a way to win? That's hilarious. He disappeared in the Finals against Detroit and Detroit disappeared too so that was the first Cup he got. Not to mention that one player doesn't make a team win. In hockey that statement is more true than any other. Last year, that was Murray's MVP. Without his play, they would have been put out in every round.

Mario never had anyone to 'pound the piss' out of people except later in his career when they had McSorley. Sid has not had liberties taken against him so they never needed it and the game has been shedding that stuff anyway so there is little room for someone who doesn't have the skills.

Seriously, when I read your posts about hockey, it reminds me of someone who never watches it...except maybe with those super dark glasses on.

And just for the record: how did tiny Toronto do against Pittsburgh this year?
You are really a soccer guy aren't you? You just come to the hockey thread to feel cool.

TLDR...Have to head out to work....I read the first line and well...Time to go...
 
OK. I'm at work now and took the time to read your drivel..

And drivel it is!!!

I'll admit to being a Crosby fan boy.

Can't stand soccer..

I remember watching Terry Sawchuk, Jacques Plante, etc play and have hockey cards of both, among many others...
Both myself and my brother played what pussies call 'ice' hockey...It's just fucking hockey, not ice hockey..

I've got a nice picture on the wall in my den of myself, my brother, Sid and THE CUP...

Round two begins tonight....The only thing I'm a little worried about is The Caps having home ice advantage..

Time will tell....
 
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I heard that Brad Marchand of the mighty Boston Bruins is going to have two Russian line mates next year...

Summeroff and Teeoff.....
 
We know, we know, right next to the hand lotion!

Sid-turbation?

Sid's a good player, but we obviously have 2 extreme emotions going on here regarding him.

Me? I don't like his antics, which are well-documented and all over the internet. There's no denying the videos of him falling down or pretending he's dead, or chirping at the refs, or starting shit and then waiting for someone else to jump in. Or rabbit punching somebody that's already tied up with someone else. There is just no denying it.

But he's a tremendous talent. And you can't deny that, either.
 
Sid-turbation?

Sid's a good player, but we obviously have 2 extreme emotions going on here regarding him.

Me? I don't like his antics, which are well-documented and all over the internet. There's no denying the videos of him falling down or pretending he's dead, or chirping at the refs, or starting shit and then waiting for someone else to jump in. Or rabbit punching somebody that's already tied up with someone else. There is just no denying it.

But he's a tremendous talent. And you can't deny that, either.

This.


I'm not a Sid/Penguins fan, but his playing in the last Olympics was outstanding.
 
Go Blues!! I have no idea what to expect this series. They have been on fire since Hitchcock was let go and Yeo took over. The youngsters have been very effective since the coaching change.

If our goalie stays hot we always have a chance. I fear he could lose his mojo as quickly as he regained it mid seaon. At one point he was left home on a road trip because he sucked so bad. Fingers crossed.

Playoff hockey makes me happy!!
 
One thing that is wrong is the way that the playoffs are set up now. Pittsburgh and Washington should be NEXT round's potential match up not this round. Oh well, another Bettman thing I suppose.
 
I don't deny he's a tremendous talent. OTOH, he's about as sissified as Paul Lynde in a Palm Springs hair salon.

There's also being a PITA as an opponent, and then there's being a cheap little bitch. So, PK Subban gets under your skin, but mad props to the guy. And to stay on the Pens, I think Letang is a real player.

Crosby is just highly skilled garbage.
 
OK...I'm done with the pissing contests that serve no purpose and perhaps piss some off but make me chuckle..

I'm a Pens\Sid fan and I hope they repeat. Will I lose any sleep if they don't? Nope...not a wink...

That being said it wouldn't hurt my feelings if the Caps won....Ovechkin certainly deserves it...

I'll still go with the Blues as my dark horse though..

And I'm with Dudeman1967...Playoff hockey makes me happy.

As it should!!
 
A lot of drugs, braces and tape?
That could be the end for old Joe. Unfortunately. I really enjoyed him. Not to mention the most righteous beard. Great player.

Nope I saw him play...maybe drugs but not a lot of tape and no brace for sure. That would be very easy to see. I think he'll be back and back with the Sharks. He is still an elite passer so there will be room for him. Marleau maybe not though that would be sad IMO if he doesn't play his whole career with the Sharks. He is still pretty fast and an effective goal scorer. It will, however, depend on how much they both want. Nothing will be done until after the expansion draft.
 
What a crock of crap...Two of his teammates should have picked him up by the arms and helped him off...

Major delay.....Fuck.............
 
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