Kerouac
weird musical dildo
OMG.
I wish he had pulled it off a LITTLE more casually, to string him along a bit louder.
Have the producer say "We're getting a weird noise or some feedback in the feed audio, can we take a break for a second and see if anyone's devices are responsible for the noise?"
Pop out the wand, wave it over everyone, and when it beeps at Moore, they can then start talking in "Hebrew" and finally apologize and say that was the wrong wand, that was the "pedophile wand."