Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
LWhat if the apocolypse were to happen...the Russkies do an EMP thingamajig and all yer Uber is wiped out ? you walk out in the street and down the road is a 1972 Chevy pick up with the keys in the ignition but it has a column mounted shifter (which is why no one has taken it yet)...this is your ticket out of NYC to freedom for yourself and your family....but wait ! YOU CAN"T drive a manual so you are stuck in the soon to be riot infested streets of NYC....mean while Peen is in town for some kinda hipster convention and Peen can drive a stick...Peen proceeds to jump in the Chevy and drive all the way back to Chicago and ngets his Gerbil and his wife and drives off to the safety of somewhere in Kansas.
.the end
I'd probably be trampled by homeless people and devoured by King Rat trying to get out of the subway.