More proof that autonomous vehicles are bad.

or continue living the way we have been (??). Where is the government testing of driverless cars? Why is this some unregulated new frontier? I am firmly confident that enough additional deaths will occur with driverless cars that the lawsuits will flow and government will step in. Be skeptical, just don't forget I said it when it happens.

The government is testing driverless cars to take away market share from the European globalist Volkswagons. It will then deregulate the market because needless regulations are bad and Americans deserve the choice to die by driverless cars hacked by god fearing American teenagers.

:tinfoil:

(Am I doing it right, Daniel?)
 
The government is testing driverless cars to take away market share from the European globalist Volkswagons. It will then deregulate the market because needless regulations are bad and Americans deserve the choice to die by driverless cars hacked by god fearing American teenagers.

:tinfoil:

(Am I doing it right, Daniel?)

VW doesn't even have an all-electric vehicle on the market yet (here anyway, not sure about Europe).
 
zen rock garden (sorry did it again)
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Yes, you are upgraded to VIP status. We won't make you sit in vomit.

I’m not sure what blasted cosmic shitholes you people live in, but I rarely if ever encounter all of these free-flowing, semi-sentient pools of transit vomit that haunt your nightmares. Worst thing is usually some flaming hot Cheetos on the floor of the bus/train car.
 
You won't hear any argument from me. I'm all in favor of expanded transit systems, in whatever form they take. I'm also in favor of bike shares, expanding bike lanes, and making suburbia more walkable.
Neighborhood stores with produce, community gardens, parks, all of that and more, would help suburbia a lot.
 
I’m not sure what blasted cosmic shitholes you people live in, but I rarely if ever encounter all of these free-flowing, semi-sentient pools of transit vomit that haunt your nightmares. Worst thing is usually some flaming hot Cheetos on the floor of the bus/train car.
midwestern niceness dictates that Chicagoans pee on the floor of the train, not the seats. that's just good manners.
 
I’m not sure what blasted cosmic shitholes you people live in, but I rarely if ever encounter all of these free-flowing, semi-sentient pools of transit vomit that haunt your nightmares. Worst thing is usually some flaming hot Cheetos on the floor of the bus/train car.

Next time you're in NYC, take the E train. :chow2:
 
Next time you're in NYC, take the E train. :chow2:

I’ll there in June. I’m fairly certain I’ve taken the E train on previous trips. Luckily I was able to hide beneath the vomit to avoid the panhandlers.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! MAY I HAVE JUST A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Unfortunately this shitty performance panhandling has found its way to Chicago. It’s like “Shut up. This is the Midwest. Let people die inside in peace.”
 
I’ll there in June. I’m fairly certain I’ve taken the E train on previous trips. Luckily I was able to hide beneath the vomit to avoid the panhandlers.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! MAY I HAVE JUST A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Unfortunately this shitty performance panhandling has found its way to Chicago. It’s like “Shut up. This is the Midwest. Let people die inside in peace.”

All the "It's Showtime!" subway dance acts are gone. Which is nice. Now we're just back to regular old panhandlers, subway proselytizers, and terrible musical acts.

Now that IS sad.

Nah.
 
Sidewalks would help too.
Yes, and some form of education that would teach the masses to use bike lanes for bikes, and sidewalks for pedestrians. That was the one thing that bugged me about the very widespread San Diego bike share. Too many people who couldn't handle bikes well anyway trying to pedal through walkers, salmoning the wrong way on the street, etc., and on the other hand, pedestrians with complete lack of awareness walking in the bike lanes the few times they were separated from pedestrian walkways, etc. But that might be an unavoidable side effect. People have become generally unaware when they drive, walk, pedal, etc. And having a GPS screen in front of your face in your car, on your bike, etc., makes it worse.
 
The biggest arguments made against bicycle transportation are made by fat people. Little known fact.
i don't know if that is a true fact.
but my argument is that i don't want to have to take a shower when i arrive at work.
and since we don't have one in the office anyway, i would be sweaty and likely smelly all day, and so would everyone else.
especially Shelly. she lives 35 miles away.
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i don't know if that is a true fact.
but my argument is that i don't want to have to take a shower when i arrive at work.
and since we don't have one in the office anyway, i would be sweaty and likely smelly all day, and so would everyone else.
especially Shelly. she lives 35 miles away.
rolleyes1

Another little known fact (or let's just say a little known fact), sweat doesn't smell (unless you're an alcoholic or eat a lot of garlic). It's the bacteria in your pours that smell. So take a shower before your ride into work, and a little french whore bath at the bathroom sink at work, and you're all good.
 
Yes, because driving manual would have helped me anytime in the past 15 years when I haven't owned a car. :lol:
LWhat if the apocolypse were to happen...the Russkies do an EMP thingamajig and all yer Uber is wiped out ? you walk out in the street and down the road is a 1972 Chevy pick up with the keys in the ignition but it has a column mounted shifter (which is why no one has taken it yet)...this is your ticket out of NYC to freedom for yourself and your family....but wait ! YOU CAN"T drive a manual so you are stuck in the soon to be riot infested streets of NYC....mean while Peen is in town for some kinda hipster convention and Peen can drive a stick...Peen proceeds to jump in the Chevy and drive all the way back to Chicago and ngets his Gerbil and his wife and drives off to the safety of somewhere in Kansas.

.the end
 
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