Darn. I'm liking the hillbilly look.
Anyway, here are the results of some quick testing.
The tele neck pickup sounds good here, particularly at the neck position. You definitely get more harmonics coming through at the bridge but this pickup is thin and nasally sounding back there. A little better when angled but still not great.
Truth is, there aren't too many bridge pickups I actually like, though. The tele bridge is one of the few I like at all and that's mainly because it's unique sounding.
The other things I learned:
It matters whether the top is attached or not. With a few clamps around the top, the acoustic volume goes way up and bass response through the pickup improves. I'm going to tack the top down with a few dabs of glue.
I think my top is too thick. There's not as much "hollowbody" as I'd like. I'm theorizing the top needs to move more, so I'm going to thin parts from the inside a bit and see what happens.