That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather
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Elias Graves
Common misfit
:bfp:
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Elias Graves
Common misfit
Jeebus, $53 to ship a guitar. My trading days are DONE!
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Denverdave
Resident Ragamuffin
Which guitar? Last time I have one shipped to me it was $30.00 - and that was very recently...
Elias Graves
Common misfit
5th Avenue. It was pretty big because of the TRIC case. They're light, but big.
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Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
Yeah, welcome to my personal hell for the past 10 years. I'm so glad to be done with all that...unless...
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Addict.
So, today I had a huge chair rebuild for a kid. I was supposed to pick it up at 9 am, take it back to the shop and do the work, then return it to the school around 2pm.
My assistant forgot to put it on the schedule. The therapist called me at 11:30 to see how it was going.
I had to fess up about the scheduling snafu (taking the heat for it
) then rush to do the work. Man, I hate having to rush crap out like that. I got it done, but I'm wasted. EG
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
I hope you didn't forget the brakes.
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Wheel locks. 
Nope. And they in the way of my new seat mounting hardware, too. I had to yank em off and remount them.
EG
Nope. And they in the way of my new seat mounting hardware, too. I had to yank em off and remount them.
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Elias Graves
Common misfit
:cop0: ???
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Ahh, there it is. There's never a :cop0: around when you need one.
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Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
Ahh, there it is. There's never a :cop0: around when you need one.
EG
Yeah, you should live in my neighborhood. That's the fucking truth.
Elias Graves
Common misfit
You need a pit bull. Or a tiger, maybe.
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Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
We currently have a German shepherd, so that's a start. When the time comes that we need to acquire another dog, we're thinking of getting one of these. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rhodesian_Ridgeback_600.jpg
They hunt fucking lions.
FUCKING LIONS.
They hunt fucking lions.
FUCKING LIONS.
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
There was a needle outside my door yesterday. That was the second time.
And a few weeks ago a dude got shot three times in the face in my alley. 3 TIMES IN THE FACE. Dude got stabbed across the street. He fled to the local Popeye's..
6 of my friends have been mugged in the hood in the last 3 months. And you wouldn't believe what I paid for my 10-foot-wide house.
That's just the bad stuff though. It's actually my favorite place that I've ever lived. It's just going through a bit of a...transition. That transition can go ahead and hurry the fuck up though.
And a few weeks ago a dude got shot three times in the face in my alley. 3 TIMES IN THE FACE. Dude got stabbed across the street. He fled to the local Popeye's.
. 6 of my friends have been mugged in the hood in the last 3 months. And you wouldn't believe what I paid for my 10-foot-wide house.
That's just the bad stuff though. It's actually my favorite place that I've ever lived. It's just going through a bit of a...transition. That transition can go ahead and hurry the fuck up though.
Elias Graves
Common misfit
I saw a ridgeback once. I'm good, thanks. 
Ah, life in the big city. Makes us country rubes not look so dumb, doesn't it?
EG
Ah, life in the big city. Makes us country rubes not look so dumb, doesn't it?
EG
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
Naw, you still look pretty dumb.
My hometown has about 3,000 people.
My hometown has about 3,000 people.
Elias Graves
Common misfit
Ever read a book called "The Help"? Alabama 1962, about black maids in rich white homes. One character is a bumpkin who married well. It's funny reading about one group of hicks looking down on a lower class of hick.
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
haha...no, but I wanna see the movie.
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