That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

[Guitar Heel]

 

[Elias Graves]

Yea, I don't think prices have been this low in 25 years... I'd be a fool to not jump on it... There's stuff needed to make it livable for us, but luckily, I have the cash... It's a humble house on a tiny lot, but it still has 4 bedrooms and 2 garages... Compared to what we are currently living in, the new house still seems huge...

I love a good fixer upper.

EG

 

[Peeker]

my place was a fixer-upper too.
still is.

probably always will be.

but it's mine.
my first house, and likely my last.
I'll die here.

eventually.

too much music to record first though

 

[Elias Graves]

Shakespeare got skullz.

EG

 

[Elias Graves]

Men fought and died to protect our freedom to play with animated shakespeares! Don't let their efforts be taken for granted!

EG

 

[Elias Graves]

Oh, wait. He wasn't canadian.

I forgot the skullz.

EG

 

[Peeker]

 

[Peeker]

here's two new songs...

http://www.box.com/s/dzop2ul2p872v76spkph

and

http://www.box.com/s/hibr8ounq0d87dr2n263

about 8 minutes combined.
Instincts drops one f-bomb, so if yer at work, well...be warned.
Prison of Time is totally safe though.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

fwiw, I can tap-dance like a motherfucker
just need new shoes

i always wanted to be a dancer, but i could never get the shit off of my shoes.

 

[Elias Graves]

i always wanted to be a dancer

Did you, now?

EG

 

[Peeker]

a...private dancer?

*notes idea for new cover song*

 

[Elias Graves]

How much for a lap dance?

EG

 

[paulskirocks]

Free for you, sailor...

 

[Elias Graves]

Woot!

EG

 

[Elias Graves]

Wait. Is this one of those "free" dances where I wake up tied to a chair with my clothes and wallet gone?
I'm not gonna let that happen again. Four times is enough, thanks.

EG

 

[paulskirocks]

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance...

I can dance!! Look at me on the floor, I can dance!

 

[paulskirocks]

Well, I pulled the trigger on an expensive, super duper, fancy dancy elliptical exercise machine...

 

[jelloman]

Well, I pulled the trigger on an expensive, super duper, fancy dancy elliptical exercise machine...

Congrats kn the new coat rack...

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[paulskirocks]

We shall see... I hope not... Before I moved up here, I was an avid exercizaholic, so I have a feeling that will happen again... Anyways, thanks for the support!

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

12000!!!