Gig Report: So a girl gave me her phone number after our band's show last night…

[eloydrummerboy]

So, has Paul Bunyan felled that hairy axe wound yet, or is this Babe going leave him with two Big Blue Ox Balls?

:hmm:

 

[Acadiafall]

Tell her that 'she completes you' and if that doesn't work tell her, just for fun, to say 'i love you' to which you can reply, 'i know'. Even if you don't get to hand her fun bags like they're going out of fashion you will have a few glorious moments of feeling like Han Solo.

 

[Tig]

Time to take the skin boat to tuna town.
She needs to meet your friend Russel the one-eyed muscle.

 

[2manband]

Time to take the skin boat to tuna town.
She needs to meet your friend Russel the one-eyed muscle.

Oh, we're doing that now? OK I'm in:

Give her a ride on the baloney poney!!

I bet she could suck-start a leaf blower!!

Blah Blah Blah....Ham Wallet!!!

 

[Theodore]

SIIHP

 

[Peeker]

why is all the chrome gone off this trailer hitch?

 

[baimun]

why is all the chrome gone off this trailer hitch?

Tends to happen when Nickleback has been through town.

 

[Modern Saint]

why is all the chrome gone off this trailer hitch?

Because he used sandpaper in the KY Jelly!

 

[Peeker]

out of the night
there came a scream
"who put the sand
in my vaseline?!?"

 

[shoeless]

See what happens when you ask the forum for relationship advice?

 

[GilmourD]

SIIHP

PIITB!

 

[Mark Wein]

Time for a Dominican Facehat if you ask me.

 

[2manband]

Make the beast with two backs

Do the horizontal mambo

 

[mattburnside]

Cincinnati Hot Plate

 

[Mark Wein]

 

[smurfco]

Jesus Christ, guys.

 

[Coralkong]

Be like Han.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Jesus Christ, guys.

I thought I was Dammit.

 

[DFB]

Dirty Sanchez time.

 

[smurfco]

Shingles


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