Gig Report: So a girl gave me her phone number after our band's show last night…

[Coralkong]

OK, now is the time to ask her if she wants to come over and see your penis.

Fantastic.

Make sure you tell her you're playing with it while texting her.

Chicks dig that kind of stuff.

Trust me.

 

[smurfco]

No reply to that last suave one yet. :(

 

[Coralkong]

No reply to that last suave one yet. :(

Shocking.

 

[Coralkong]

Obviously, not a keeper.

 

[Tiltsta]

Well, if she doesn't reply soon, text her back that her telephone number, when translated into long format hexadecimal spells out "the torso must be sawn", so you know THEY want you two to be together. Forever.

 

[Tig]

She may not know who the hell is texting her today.
Perhaps, "You might have forgotten, but I'm the guitar player you gave your number to after I tongue-punched your fart box last night."
The rest will fall into place.

 

[Ignored Member]

<-- Boring married dude with no time to gig lives vicariously through Wein forum.

 

[Tiltsta]

<-- Boring married dude with no time to gig lives vicariously through watching USian Pie live vicariously through Wein forum.

 

[jelloman]

<--Boring single dude with no time to gig...

...that's all I got...

 

[Coralkong]

Guess what I have in my hand?

 

[Denverdave]

<-- Boring married dude who does in fact gig but still has to live vicariously through the Wein forum...

 

[Gary Blanchard]

<-- Boring married dude who does in fact gig but still has to live vicariously through the Wein forum if he wants to keep living...

 

[Denverdave]

<-- Boring married dude who does in fact gig but still has to live vicariously through the Wein forum if he wants to keep living...

Well put....

 

[instantsteve]

Many laughs to be had here.

Boring married guy who has been celibate for about 8 years getting divorced with no wild seduction skills at all.

 

[Ignored Member]

Text her. I made out with three different women at karaoke last night ( ), but only got one number and one address. And they weren't even the same gal.

Hang on... I just re-read this... one gave you her address?

This is either a direct invitation for some hanky-panky or a chance to lose a kidney.

 

[Kerouac]

Hang on... I just re-read this... one gave you her address?

This is either a direct invitation for some hanky-panky or a chance to lose a kidney.

Why couldn't it be both?


Sent from my iPhone at a Tijuana Donkey show. Wearing a kilt.

 

[Ignored Member]

Why couldn't it be both?


Sent from my iPhone at a Tijuana Donkey show. Wearing a kilt.

Point is valid. That sounds like a dilemma.

 

[jelloman]

Point is valid. That sounds like a dilemma.

What dilemma...he has TWO kidneys...

 

[IamSeaDevil]

What dilemma...he has TWO kidneys...

If she wants one of his kidneys maybe she'll dig getting peed on

 

[jelloman]

If she wants one of his kidneys maybe she'll dig getting peed on

That would be a bonus...