Gig Report: So a girl gave me her phone number after our band's show last night…

[GilmourD]

Text her...

 

[smurfco]

She was at the movies! We have been texting back and forth. Sadly, it seems that neither one of us is as interesting to the other person sober as we were when we were drunk.

 

[Tig]

She was at the movies! We have been texting back and forth. Sadly, it seems that neither one of us is as interesting to the other person sober as we were when we were drunk.

Call her up with the "why don't we get drunk and screw" song playing in the background.

 

[GilmourD]

Call her up with the "why don't we get drunk and screw" song playing in the background.

Or "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by The Bloodhound Gang. LOL

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[Gary Blanchard]

She was at the movies! We have been texting back and forth. Sadly, it seems that neither one of us is as interesting to the other person sober as we were when we were drunk.

There is a lot of truth in that statement. That's why I finally decided not to find women in bars.

 

[Guitar Heel]

She may not know who the hell is texting her today.
Perhaps, "You might have forgotten, but I'm the guitar player you gave your number to after I tongue-punched your fart box last night."
The rest will fall into place.

OMG HAHAHA.

But yeah, this is what I was thinking too. She may have no clue who you are if she was hammered.

 

[Coralkong]

You sealed the deal with this slam-cow yet?

 

[Modern Saint]

Just text dude

Text her. I made out with three different women at karaoke last night ( ), but only got one number and one address. And they weren't even gals.

Fixed

 

[Kerouac]

Just text dude



Fixed

Saw that Cherry Coke pic, eh?

 

[Denverdave]

Sadly, it seems that neither one of us is as interesting to the other person sober as we were when we were drunk.

There are about 25 country and rock songs in that one sentence.

 

[shoeless]

Probably shoulda nabbed her while she was still drunk.

 

[Modern Saint]

Saw that Cherry Coke pic, eh?

Thank goodness....No!

 

[Kerouac]

Probably shoulda nabbed her while she was still drunk.

Take her home or lose her forever!

 

[smurfco]

You guys silly

 

[Mark Wein]

So did you Smurfhole her yet?

 

[Coralkong]

Give her the old Dirt Pipe Milkshake?

 

[Tiltsta]

The drunk thing is kind of a problem, but if you keep her medicated and in your crawlspace, it should work out great.

 

[335clone]

Probably shoulda nabbed her while she was still drunk.

This.

Then again, it's kinda hard to know if you like someone via text. Ask her out anyway.

 

[smurfco]

Maybe I'll see if she wants a Blumpkin?


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[Coralkong]

The Rusty Trombone.