Gig Report: So a girl gave me her phone number after our band's show last night…

[smurfco]

What do I do now? This hasn't really happened to me very often. She was cute and we had a good time talking. But she was also pretty drunk. Should I call her? Text her? Give it a day? Help me out wieners!

The show itself was pretty cool too. This is the Weezer tribute band, and we played for about an hour and a half before a Pearl Jam tribute band finished the night. Small stage but good sound. I played through an Orange Bass Terror owned by the drummer. I think I'm going to buy it off of him, that is a kick ass little amp!

 

[jelloman]

Text her your best hangover remedy...

 

[smurfco]

That is a much better answer then I was getting from my bandmates last night. Example: "text her and tell her you want to give her a Gak shower" "ask her if you can eat her fart box" etc etc etc

 

[jelloman]

I'm a helper...your bandmates are hinderers...

 

[Mark Wein]

Yeah. What jello said.

This is actually similar to how I met Mrs Wein

 

[Tiltsta]

Text her that you "have the kind of love for her that a court order couldn't even stop", then demand to see her.

 

[IamSeaDevil]

Tell her you want to smurf her smurfing smurf, all smurfing night until she cant smurf right for a smurfing week

 

[Kerouac]

Text her. I made out with three different women at karaoke last night ( ), but only got one number and one address. And they weren't even the same gal.

 

[IamSeaDevil]

Text her. I made out with three different women at karaoke last night ( ), but only got one number and one address. And they weren't even the same gal.

You lucky smurfing smurf

 

[Coralkong]

What do you mean...."What do I do now?"

Fucking call her and ask her if she likes Golden Showers or is into anal.

Like this is even a real question.

 

[MarkydeSad]

SIIHP

 

[Kerouac]

You lucky smurfing smurf

If she had mentioned she had three kids BEFOREHAND I might have hesitated. I was gone before they were up though, so no harm.


Sent from my iPhone at a Tijuana Donkey show. Wearing a kilt.

 

[smurfco]

Well I have sent the first salvo:

'Hi'

 

[Peeker]

you rogue, you!

 

[Coralkong]

LOL......go get her, Tiger!

 

[smurfco]

A response!

"Hi"

 

[frunobulax]

Fucking call her and ask her if she ... is into anal.

i've been out of the loop for quite some time now. do you even have to ask this question anymore?

 

[smurfco]

Sparks are really flying now:

"How is your Sunday?"

 

[Tiltsta]

OK, now is the time to ask her if she wants to come over and see your penis.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

If you get together again, after an hour of nice chat, say, "Listen. I was a little freaked out by what you said you wanted to do to me the other night, but now that I know you a little better, I'm game."

Then, see what happens..