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the_huge said:
In other news: Have to take the ma-in-law to a funeral imminently. The bereaved family are godists, and left-footers to boot. Deeply unfamiliar territory; any tips? :shrug:
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Option 1: Drop Ma In Law to funeral and talk loudly about you'll pick her up later as booked. Optional use of upside down yellow margarine tub gaffa taped to roof of car with TAXI written on it in Sharpie to be considered.

Option 2: Wear "We Love Cromwell" T-shirt. Expect a fight. Ensure someone is getting this on video for later posting on Youtube.

Option 3: Sit quietly at the back and keep your head down.

Good luck! :grin:
 
Morning Chicken Kievs wave0

If I was going to have a Prince make me a toilet out of ice id pick none other than his Holiness Prince. The one and only, you know, the one that sang 'Purple Rain'. I don't know why but I feel he'd know how to really carve out a bog for for a king.

Plus he'd be surrounded by 'biatches' in lingerie. And doves.

Amazingly he is only 99 cms tall.
 
Now excuse me while I get back to my 'Sherlock' game on my iPhone. Its good! Don't tell pmc though because he hates all things Sherlock. God help us if Queen are ever mentioned on it.
 
Oi oi afternoon employed yoofs.

Fucking mental day at work (which given the place I work is always nuts is quite the statement) going to do some yoga in a minute to feel all zen and shit.

Just got an enquiry in to DJ at a wedding next February. I sent out a quote and she got back saying "thanks, that sounds great. We're just finalising booking the venue and then we'll be in touch." Ummmm why are you asking me to quote for a date and a venue that you might not actually manage to book ya tool?

Suppose it could be worse, I'm assuming the groom knows about this one :grin:
 
Gorgon90 said:
Just stumped up £37 million for Mata from Chelsea. Seeing if that makes a difference will be interesting.
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He'll no doubt improve them going forward, but that still doesn't hide the fact their midfield and defense is shite. And Mata is notorious for not doing any defensive work ever. Fantastic player though. Knowing Moyesy he'll play Mata on the wing as Wazza will throw his toys out the pram if he doesn't keep is #10 position. Should be interesting. :grin:
 
Morning perverts

Too much footie talk here. Im not a big fan. Plus I don't know whats going on and therefore feel left out which is more or less just picking on me because of my lifestyle which is ultimatley just racist. Didn't one of you set up a Premier League thread?
 
I don't support any particular team just appreciate a good game. Also it is great to know which of my work colleagues to wind up depending on the results. stirthepot
 
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