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All things considered I didn't drink too much most of the time and didn't smoke a lot either. The other dude I went to meet the rastas with was out of his head baked morning noon and night!

I got shit faced one night and pretty drunk another one but apart from that it was pretty sensible. the yanks getting wrecked during the day certainly didn't make me want to hit it too hard.

The eminent professor we ended up hanging about with on the other hand :eek:

One night his wife got wrecked so went to bed.

He started getting all weird and going (in a really posh Glaswegian accent)

'I mean, she's totally anti-drugs and I did quite a lot of speed at university, quite a lot indeed. And I saw you today having a nice spliff down at the pool just listening to the tunes and I know your wife doesn't touch it but is just so not bothered about you doing it and I just thought "wow, that's fantastic" My wife to be fair was like - you're on holiday, if you're not acting like a dick or spending a fortune on it, I don't really care.

Which led to me asking him if he wanted a joint.

He accepted like a giddy wee boy, came to our room, had about 3 tokes of some shit I bought at the beach and proceeded to piss himself whilst standing having a conversation with us :facepalm:

It's lucky I didn't have any of the good stuff by then, he may have shat on the veranda or something :embarrassed:
 
Not a fan of Raki - or shots in general except for single malts.

Just handed over a hefty sum to be put through my commercial drone pilot training. :thu:

Off to the football in a bit. I believe I shall have some refreshing lager beers.
 
Still 2 hours to go at work, then either band practice or going to the gym. Either will be a good distraction from daily grind
 
Daily whatnow? I don't even know what day I start back :embarrassed:

And on that note, I'm off to get pissed :)
 
I thought I got used to this job and actually started enjoying it...

Nope, I FUCKING HATE it. A few applications in the pipeline, can’t wait. Every day just drags and drags
 
Well boys, happy new PM day. I'm sure you're over the moon :embarrassed:

Well, there may be a silver lining to this, because the EU immediately rejected Bojo’s Brexit proposal, and parliament will do everything to stop a no-deal Brexit, so cancelling Brexit may be back on the cards. In any case, Bojo won’t last very long.

Anyhoo, it’s a warm, sunny day today and I just got myself a new bicycle which I will take out for a spin tomorrow.
 
Well, there may be a silver lining to this, because the EU immediately rejected Bojo’s Brexit proposal, and parliament will do everything to stop a no-deal Brexit, so cancelling Brexit may be back on the cards. In any case, Bojo won’t last very long.

Anyhoo, it’s a warm, sunny day today and I just got myself a new bicycle which I will take out for a spin tomorrow.
True that. I'm pretty confused why anyone would even want the job without new elections to be honest, it seems like a surefire way to end your political career...
Have fun with the new bike :thu:
 
Seriously, we got a clown rather than the C U Next Tuesday.

Neither was appealing in any way. Trouble is, it seems like there aren't any credible politicians any more, they're all arseholes.
 
Seriously, we got a clown rather than the C U Next Tuesday.

Neither was appealing in any way. Trouble is, it seems like there aren't any credible politicians any more, they're all arseholes.

Introduce minimum wage for any politician. They can earn pay rises through performance. There will be a monthly performance review by an independent elected commission. They can also get demoted or sacked after poor performance :idea:
 
Introduce minimum wage for any politician. They can earn pay rises through performance. There will be a monthly performance review by an independent elected commission. They can also get demoted or sacked after poor performance :idea:

Wouldn't change much in the current circumstances though. I doubt anyone with a working brain would want to be anywhere near this mess.
 
Afternoon zipliners :Wave:

Had a gig in Inverness last night, 8 hour round trip and though I stayed over, I only caught 3 hours sleep so I'm knackered.

Quick refreshing lager beer then I'm off for a very rare afternoon nap
 
So, typically, thed summer seems to be over after 1 sunny day. After thunderstorms kept up awake most of the night, it's back to cloudy weather again today, although it's still about 25 degrees.

Went for a short bikeride last night, going out for a longer ride later, planning about 20km. Wish em luck :embarrassed:
 
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