Return to the Planet of the "Hey Euro's its that time again" Thread.

Morning people

So if I now go and have sex in that lake, will it create some kind of rip in the space/time continuum?
 
"law adjuster" you say? That would be a handy skill for sure.
Indeed it would though I meant loss adjuster (or maybe I was just doing the bad grammerz to annoy wok :embarrassed: )

Things I have learned today:

1. Driving a bright white car makes it stick out like a sore thumb even when you're behind some trees that the school CCTV is filming.

2. If you're going to claim that you weren't at fault for an accident you've caused, you maybe shouldn't have clearly been caught in your bright white car panning into my side as I drove down the main road

:grin:

Things this girl is going to learn:

1. If you've clearly caused an accident, the damage is only a couple of hundred quid and the person you crashed into is trying to do you a favour by keeping insurance out of it, just fess the fuck up, pay it and get on with your life and that's that.

2. If you choose not to accept responsibility and are then caught red handed, the consequences will probably be pretty grim financially.


Silly girl and I genuinely feel bad for her but I'm not going to try and do her a turn and inevitably get myself dicked around when I can just unleash the insurance hounds and let them deal with it.

If nothing else, hopefully she'll get her shit together on the road, a minute later and she's drove into the path of a bus plus there's kids and cyclists all over that road and she's breenjing into it on her phone or whatever the feck it was she was doing? no chance.
 
Morning all :Wave:
Strange nightmare occurrences chez_huge; I keep waking up thinking that I've fallen through a wormhole into the nineteen eighties.
 
hai :Wave:

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What a feckin week I've had which has now been added to by Scottish feckin Power (who I've not had providing me power since June!!!) have e-mailed me saying my bill is due!
 
What a feckin week I've had which has now been added to by Scottish feckin Power (who I've not had providing me power since June!!!) have e-mailed me saying my bill is due!

This could be a promotion thing, like those annoying 'Simples' rats or whatever they are.
Sounds to me like youve qualified for a free stuffed cuddly Bill Oddie
 
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