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Mediocringly Derivative
"I'm a christian, conservative and republican...in that order". ~ Mike Pence
It's a bit unsettling that he doesn't mention "American" or even "Hoosier". I wonder how far down the list his patriotism resides.
This was done awhile back, but can you imagine if a candidate said "I'm a muslim, liberal, and democrat...in that order"? People would riot.
And yes, @Flamencology, it can always get worse. I just don't want to think about how much worse right now.