I think my main problem with The Lion King is that Simba was a stupid moron and an idiot

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I mean I know he was just a little lion cub but it was pretty obvious that Scar killed his father, and that it wasn't his fault. But then he runs off into the Serengeti like some fuckin' dweeb with a wild hair across his asshole and makes friends with these two losers who are clearly a bad influence. They fart around all day like stupid idiots while the Pridelands go to shit under Scar.

Nala finds Simba via a completely chance encounter and convinces his bum ass to get back to his rightful place as king and fix things, which he does extremely reluctantly and only after he hallucinates Mufasa in some clouds. This moron comes back and finds everything ruined and then Scar confesses that he killed Mufasa, which like I said should have been obvious to this imbecile Simba from the get-go. But then Simba defeats Scar and decides to let him live? Why would you take that chance unless you were God's perfect idiot named Simba the stupid moron who nearly ruined Pride Rock and got everyone killed. What an absolute goon.
 
Isn't that the plot of every Disney cartoon? Some utter fuckwit screws everything up and then needs a string of unlikely miracles to save the day. Along the way, there's laughs, love, and just a little bit of growing up.
 
I've never seen it either, and after this plot synopsis, I kinda feel no need to do so.
 
I will not be seeing it. When my daughter (now 28) was four, we took a redeye flight, and she decided to regale the entire plane with her enthusiastic, full-throated rendition of "I just can't wait to be king" during the wee hours of the morning. I'm fortunate she was a such a cute little blonde child, because we made it off the plane alive...
 
bsman said:
I will not be seeing it. When my daughter (now 28) was four, we took a redeye flight, and she decided to regale the entire plane with her enthusiastic, full-throated rendition of "I just can't wait to be king" during the wee hours of the morning. I'm fortunate she was a such a cute little blonde child, because we made it off the plane alive...
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Airplanes love Lion King songs tho.


 
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