The Official Jack's Place 2017 NHL Thread!

Fat Phil could crush Theo Fleury, even unintentionally just by toppling over reaching for an onion ring or a few fries. PHIL. FAT. CRUSH. FRIES.

"Are you going to eat that puck?" - Phil (Fatty) Kessel
 
smorgdonkey said:
Fat Phil could crush Theo Fleury, even unintentionally just by toppling over reaching for an onion ring or a few fries. PHIL. FAT. CRUSH. FRIES.

"Are you going to eat that puck?" - Phil (Fatty) Kessel
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Damn, the hate is getting strong in here.
*Whew*

OK, @smorgdonkey , Fat Phil or Randy. Who would win in a fight? Assume it is for the last cheeseburger on the plate.

Or.......

Sidney Crosby vs Mr Lahey. Who IS the liquor? Who wins in a fight and gets to bed Smokey?
 
Coralkong said:
Damn, the hate is getting strong in here.
*Whew*

OK, @smorgdonkey , Fat Phil or Randy. Who would win in a fight? Assume it is for the last cheeseburger on the plate.

Or.......

Sidney Crosby vs Mr Lahey. Who IS the liquor? Who wins in a fight and gets to bed Smokey?
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I am pretty sure that Randy would beat FAT Phil because Randy would be shirtless and his cheeseburger tickle trunk would be covered in a greasy defensive coating. FAT Phil is only used to dealing with that grease on a plate or dripping down his chin. I have it on good authority that FAT Phil wears a bib too so that keeps the grease localized. Randy slips away with the victory.

Jim IS the liquor and that helps the Croz come out on top. Even without the liquor, the Croz wins. He just has too much speed and good stick work. I think Lahey ends up in the old beat up clothes dryer wearing Sid's cup as a beanie. Victory goes to Crosby. The only caveat being that if there were ten drinks or more prior to engaging then I think Lahey might be able to one up The Kid. To the Victor goes the Smokey.
 
smorgdonkey said:
I'm a dick? Well...that is not very nice.

My question is: what in the heck could the proximity have to do with anything?
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My reply is that if you'd like to meet up somewhere over a coffee or a drink, I'd be willing to sit down.........
 
smorgdonkey said:
I am pretty sure that Randy would beat FAT Phil because Randy would be shirtless and his cheeseburger tickle trunk would be covered in a greasy defensive coating. FAT Phil is only used to dealing with that grease on a plate or dripping down his chin. I have it on good authority that FAT Phil wears a bib too so that keeps the grease localized. Randy slips away with the victory.

Jim IS the liquor and that helps the Croz come out on top. Even without the liquor, the Croz wins. He just has too much speed and good stick work. I think Lahey ends up in the old beat up clothes dryer wearing Sid's cup as a beanie. Victory goes to Crosby. The only caveat being that if there were ten drinks or more prior to engaging then I think Lahey might be able to one up The Kid. To the Victor goes the Smokey.
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:clap:

Well played, sir. Well played.
 
Sid took it. Unfortunate. I don't think that was a major penalty though.
At least not a game misconduct. Shit like that happens. I didn't see an "intent to injure" there. I saw a quick play and Niskanen actually tries to let up. Unfortunately, the damage was done.

You fall down and take a cross-check that was meant at your waist right in your face.

I told you guys this one was gonna get ugly.

I do hope Sid doesn't have a concussion, but it's a big boy's game and you have to protect yourself.
 
But that's where you need a dude to come out and crush the skull of the punk that did that to Sid..

Time will tell....
 
tompetty said:
But that's where you need a dude to come out and crush the skull of the punk that did that to Sid..

Time will tell....
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Actually, it was Sid's skull that got crushed.
Because he fell down. On purpose or not, he fell down and took it across the head/face.

How is that a cheap shot?

Your point is unfounded and moot, @tompetty , and you know it.

I understand you're upset, but call a spade a spade. It was NOT a cheap shot, and you know it.
 
I will never agree with you despite how long you want to go on with your incorrect opinion...
 
tompetty said:
I just noticed this..

"I didn't see it as an intent to injure"





WOW>.....................
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The same way I didn't see an intent to injure Ovechkin when he took that knee shot the other day.

Shit happens. It's a fast game.

You agreed with me then, but now you're saying Niskanen purposefully cross-checked a falling Crosby in the face as Crosby was falling "out of control" into him?

Why? Because Crosby's your boy?

That's horse-shit and you know it.
 
Just the same as Subban was cheap shotting the dude yesterday when he was down and out...


Some dudes like to kick others when they're down..


I hate those fuckers........
 
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