Devil is Dill
Doubleplusgood
"Only I could save these kids!"
So is Der Trumpmeister going to order the very first "Space Force One" in order to be the first president to have his own executive spacecraft?
Dude! That would be totally bad ass!!
Other world leaders would shit purple twinkies when they see der fuhrer signing stupid executive orders from low Earth orbit. You just know he'd be all "how ya like now bitchez!?".
Fuck it, we're all gonna die because of this asshat, let's make this happen! I don't care where they get the money, BUILD IT NOW!!!
That Beta-carotene blasted buttplug can watch WWIII from orbit and end up having no Earth to return to. Poetry in motion... 21,000 MPH motion!!!
Dooooo eeeeeet!
better idea:
build it. when he takes the first ride in it, the rockets have a shut off malfunction and push the craft right out into outer space at 21,000 mph....and then the fuel runs out and he just drifts away AT 21,000 MPH!!!
He becomes the first human to make contact with aliens.
Humanity is consequently eviscerated.
maybe not. maybe they'll be so repulsed by him, that they'll just stay away.He becomes the first human to make contact with aliens.
Humanity is consequently eviscerated.
I gave up faith in humanity and bought some cargo shorts.That's what you get for having any faith whatsoever in humanity.
I gave up faith in humanity and bought some cargo shorts.
This guy is unbelievable.
Even when I think I've seen the worst of how false he can be, and then that turns out not to be it, and then I think I've really really seen his worst - I still haven't.
"Only I could save these kids!"
i so hope that is his real number.
He becomes the first human to make contact with aliens.
Humanity is consequently eviscerated.