McDonalds asks indie band to play SXSW for free. Their response?

It might be fun to play on their stage. Maybe do some brand new material about chicken slurry served to obese children by people working full time for less than poverty level wages made by a company screwing bands to try to appear hip despite their plastic clown iconography.

I suppose you could also just plug in, tune up, and say something like "this next one is a new song we titled Ronald McDonald Fucked My Dad, we hope you enjoy it".
FTFY
 
I'd boycott them but I already avoid any restaurant that thinks making a burger so horrid that it costs a dollar is an achievement.
 
I'll bet that band ends up playing on a better stage than McDoodies at SXSW after this gets around.

Exposure? For being seen playing for McD's? More like ridicule.
 
1) That was a really long-winded FU letter.
2) The jalapeno double is no longer available in my area and there's no good filet o fish deal during lent this year, so they can get real fucked.
 
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