When I retired I was like o boy I can let my freak flag fly. It was fun for few years but I kept getting balder and balder on top until it was the definitive skullet. I got tired of hiding it with a hat and wasting money and time on shampoo. So during the pandemic I bought clippers, buzzed it off and shaved it. Did that for a while but that got to be a hassle too.
So now I just get a buzz cut and beard trim from the barber every 6-8 weeks for $15 bucks. "#1 on the head, #2 on the face". Done in 5 min.