Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
mine can be set to play bird sounds which start at the end of the brightening and also gradually escalate in volume over a minute or so until they're screeching away loudly enough to distort the speaker slightly. no one's sleeping through that.
I hate that shit. For years I just used a buzzer, but a few weeks ago I programmed my iPhone to play Bill Frisell's cover of "Surfer Girl". It's much nicer, but I still fucking hate waking up in the dark.