Yngwie J. Malmsteen - 'I own a mansion and a (bunch of) Ferrari(s)

[Bones McHorror]

Seriously, that’s the song list?

I’d rather be deaf.

It should just be called "Yngwie Plays The Guitar Center Songbook".

Points off for not playing Sweet Home Alabama, La Grange, or Stairway to Heaven, though.

 

[dmn23]

Predictably, the music in the video was horrific.

Also, a 328, 360, and a Mondial aren't waving-your-dick-around Ferraris.

 

[telecaster911]

I really don’t like that tune. Kind of like Gary Moore plays the blues. I didn’t like that either. I really like Gary Moore and Yngwie as rockers but man, come on.

 

[micwalt]

 

[GilmourD]

That’s not blues. That’s a chord progression.

I know that. You know that. I don't think Yankmy Valvestem knows that.

 

[Scott Powell]

Yngwie does the Neo Classical thing for 30 years and gets slammed for doing the same thing.
Yngwie does something different and gets slammed for doing something different lol

I have always admired him for doing things his way and not giving a damn what anyone thinks. I dont always like everything he has put out but his ability is ALWAYS on point.

I think he does come from a very rich family in Sweden, I seem to remember reading that years ago. this link says his net worth is 7.5 million.
https://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/musician/yngwie-malmsteen-net-worth/

 

[Flamencology]

Yngwie does the Neo Classical thing for 30 years and gets slammed for doing the same thing.
Yngwie does something different and gets slammed for doing something different lol

I have always admired him for doing things his way and not giving a damn what anyone thinks. I dont always like everything he has put out but his ability is ALWAYS on point.

I think he does come from a very rich family in Sweden, I seem to remember reading that years ago. this link says his net worth is 7.5 million.
https://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/musician/yngwie-malmsteen-net-worth/

He doesn’t get slammed for not being original, he doesn’t get slammed for not being unoriginal. He gets slammed for producing shit music.

 

[OGG]

Speed Blues

Blues Shred

B.B. Sling

Texas Flash Flood

Seriously, sounds like SRV after snorting way too many rails.



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[wok]

Wait, that video is NOT a parody?

 

[jp_nyc]

Wait, that video is NOT a parody?

I did wonder if that was the intention behind the video. It does remind me of rap videos where the guy is rolling around in rented cars.

 

[reverend1]

Yngwie does the Neo Classical thing for 30 years and gets slammed for doing the same thing.
Yngwie does something different and gets slammed for doing something different lol

I have always admired him for doing things his way and not giving a damn what anyone thinks. I dont always like everything he has put out but his ability is ALWAYS on point.

I think he does come from a very rich family in Sweden, I seem to remember reading that years ago. this link says his net worth is 7.5 million.
https://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/musician/yngwie-malmsteen-net-worth/

He has skill, and does nothing I want to listen to with it. What he lacks is taste.

 

[ermghoti]

My name is Yngwie J. Malmsteen, millionaire. I have a mansion and a yacht.

 

[GilmourD]

He doesn’t get slammed for not being original, he doesn’t get slammed for not being unoriginal. He gets slammed for producing shit music.

And he gets slammed for being a walking bag of dicks for beating his wife and assaulting an old woman on a plane. Also for trying to pour himself into leather pants that simply don't actually fit.

 

[Kerouac]

My name is Yngwie J. Malmsteen, millionaire. I have a mansion and a yacht.

I'm a large hairy dude, broke after a failed marriage and divorce. I drive a 15-year-old car and don't ever stuff my ass (or have to stuff a package) into some skintight leather pants. Sweat-teh!

 

[Tiltsta]

Wait, that video is NOT a parody?

This. I thought it was a parody.

 

[frunobulax]

0m36s

 

[MonkeyZero]

LMAO!!! Wanking over a 12 bar with lyrics written by a 12 year old while flaunting your Ferrari and Strat collection. This is absolute GOLD!

 

[sleewell]

this is exactly how i feel about him and his shitty music:

 

[dmn23]

Perfect.