Where in the World is Peen Simmons

[dodgechargerfan]

Bingo! This is a man who has lived in Asia long enough to respect America’s greatest poultry export.

Now where in Louisville am I? It’s profoundly silly!

The Colonel lived his last days in Mississauga, Ontario.

 

[Peen Simmons]

Whoah! I impressed myself with that one.

Now I'm at a loss, I'll have to look through what to do in Louisville' in search of silly places.

I don’t know if you’ll discover exactly what lame thing I’m at.

 

[Peen Simmons]

The Colonel lived his last days in Mississauga, Ontario.

CANADA KILLED HIM! Invade Canuckistan!

 

[Peen Simmons]

I don’t know if you’ll discover exactly what lame thing I’m at.

I am staying at the Derpy City Hotel Casino because i got a solid deal on a nice hotel room better than what I would have gotten for less than $100/night elsewhere.

They gave me $20 of free play phony credit because I booked through a website for sad business travelers who book too many sad business trips. I turned this $20 free credit into $100 in actually real American dollars which I removed from the machines because I don’t enjoy gambling. Beers are cheap because this a not Vegas casino. And I have come out money ahead on this particular business trip.

Edit: I recognize it’s a shitty rich person flex to nonchalantly receive $100 for nothing and to look down one’s snoot at the folks really out here struggling with everything not to mention the gaming situation. Being a class traitor blows.