smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
Like your body tattoed onto my body? But how can I make my weiner as big as yours?
fold it in half?
Help! Well and this is a strange one but for a few months I have had a nagging idea about getting a tattoo
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Like your body tattoed onto my body? But how can I make my weiner as big as yours?
fold it in half?
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
I had a 1988 Mazda pickup. A gold B2200. I put blade rims on it.
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DinoMikeSr
I have the box
Well if you’re gonna make the mistake make it huge. Put about $5000 into an over the top back piece that whether you regret it or not later at least who ever will see it will go holy shit that’s huge. Or that’s spectacular! Then you can say yeah, didn’t hurt. It was a calling. Not a quarter sized piece of flash art on a wall that 25,000 other bass players have. DO IT! DO IT!
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
Maybe you can join your love for bass with your love for bass?
BlockInlay
Octavate.band
Get a tramp stamp
PunkKitty
Horny bag of electric meat
S L A P B A S S
PunkKitty
Horny bag of electric meat
No more canoe trips for you?
Chicken Man
Kick Henry Jackassowski
I've got a tattoo, got it when I turned 18. They're kinda stupid when you get down to it. I don't even like putting bumper stickers on my car, so the tattoo doesn't really fit my ethos.
Lerxst
spaghetti and blankets
"Ass, gas or grass; no one rides for free"?
Chicken Man
Kick Henry Jackassowski
This reminds me of the guy who got a tattoo at the site of a near-lethal bee sting that read "Death Dosen't Wait". When he got sick of people pointing out the typo, he got one on the opposite arm that read "I Doesn't Care" that he would point for the next time it was pointed out.
yabba
Weird Pick Butt Person
Back in socal I had a neighbor who had a naked, bending over woman tattooed on his (very large) stomach, with his belly button as the woman's butthole. He also almost never wore a shirt (I guess if you've got that much of a statement of a tattoo, you've pretty much gotta show it off as much as possible)
another good option for smurfco to consider!
another good option for smurfco to consider!
jp_nyc
Kick Henry Jackassowski
There are ladies who will date bassists. They’re like women who date cops.
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Lerxst
spaghetti and blankets
DdBob
Dogue in teh desert
Lerxst
spaghetti and blankets
The money butthole thing is something that's been around for decades and goes back even further as this traditional flash design by Sailor Jerry.
https://alohamonkeytattoo.com/blog/2019/6/13/romeo-the-aloha-monkey
yabba
Weird Pick Butt Person
his was like that but bigger, and lacking the savoir faire of having a monkey anus on your stomach.
frunobulax
Gak Pernah Cukup!
tiger roach
Urban Bovine Knievel
man those belly button ones are the worst 