Question: Was it necessary for everybody to wang chung that night, or would it have been ok if just a few did?

Hear me out…

If there were 200 people on a plane all wang chunging away having maximum fun and the plane itself was on a treadmill, would the plane be able to take off so long as the wang chunging remained constant?

If 10% of passengers slackened in their chunging, would that impact the plane’s ability to take to the sky?!?
 
I guess you bastards are going to make me broach the elephant in the room? Look, these Wang Chungers are not 18 anymore. Perhaps they need a little pill to help them to 'Wang Chung tonight'? No amount of being yelled at by the lead singer in a small club will change this.

*Warning!!! If you experience a Wanging Chung for over 4 hours, call a fucking doctor.
 
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