WTF: This is the most terrifying thing I've ever read

[reverend1]

Who ever invented this should be beat with a rubber hose. Wrong so wrong.

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[paulskirocks]

For fuck sake, can't people just pull out?!

 

[Elias Graves]

NO!

 

[Kerouac]

I'd do it.

 

[paulskirocks]

I'd do it.

Well, first you have to have an actual need for it...

 

[Kerouac]

Well, first you have to have an actual need for it...

Yup. But as someone who really, REALLY doesn't want kids, I'm willing to take a needle to my johnson to see that they don't happen.

 

[reverend1]

I'd do it.

Dude! Seriously? I won't even let them give me a shot in the arm.

 

[Kerouac]

Dude! Seriously? I won't even let them give me a shot in the arm.

I hate needles. But I'd hate having kids even more.

 

[Prages]

I hate needles. But I'd hate having kids even more.

This.

Though needles don't really bother me either.

 

[reverend1]

I hate needles. But I'd hate having kids even more.

I with you but, there are other alternatives.

 

[paulskirocks]

Well, Kerouac, you're new nickname is needle dick!

 

[Kelly]

needle dick!

MTR

 

[BB123]

Well, Kerouac, you're new nickname is needle dick!

 

[BlackCat]

Maybe they can develop a treatment for nearsightedness that involves a shot to the eyeball.

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[Modern Saint]

I hate needles. But I'd hate having kids even more.

Why? You were one once. Did you hate yourself?

I with you but, there are other alternatives.

See, at least Reverend gets it - alternatives. Go get snipped.

Kerouac must have a Prince Edward (or thought about it) if he is willing to take a shot in the dick.

Well, Kerouac, you're new nickname is needle dick!

 

[Denverdave]

I with you but, there are other alternatives.

This - just get snipped.

Of course I already had my kids and Mrs D got the snip job. I have no need to get anything done - but that needle in my manly parts would scare the snot out of me. Needles do not bother me. Needles there would....

 

[Tiltsta]

Wow, I'm amazed ANYONE would put a product like that into clinical trials. Didn't the marketing guys think about the lack of demand for a needle in the dick drug?

 

[reverend1]

Why? You were one once. Did you hate yourself?

I know how he feels.I don't like kids either. I do my best to avoid kids and places that cater to kids.

 

[PunkKitty]

It's fun to watch you guys squirm.

 

[Prages]

To the "just get snipped" guys...

Don't they give you local anesthetic via....a needle when they do the procedure?

I'd have to imagine that the recovery time for a vascectomy is a lot longer than the recovery time for a single shot.

Unless the needle is 1/2" in diameter, I have to think the shot to the johnson is far less invasive than the snip.