Psychotronic
Bored Silly
Guitars are tools. Who here has only one screwdriver in their toolbox? I love my Les Paul's, and that's my main tone. But, I also need my Strat. And my 12-string. And my tele.
That right there should be a bannable offense.
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you forgot the bigsby and 4 way switch.![]()

learn how to use one for that its good for, not what you want it to be.![]()

Meh. I'd prefer playing something that doesn't sound like it's seasick.
Preferrably with my Strat's pickup selector in its 2nd position.
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For me, I think the Strat body shape is perfect. It's just so comfortable to play. I do like my bridge humbucker tones though, and having a nice stable tremolo is a plus. Also, moving the stupid volume knob out of the way is a must.
So, I guess this is my perfect guitar:
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did you get a bowl of soup with it?

I cannot post a pic of my ultimate guitar, but I believe I could spell out the specs that it would have:
Unfinished Rosewood Neck and Fingerboard
Lightweight carved top double cutaway body with unique wood grain (like Black Limba or Burl)
Thin violin-polished finish
Locking Tuners
PRS tremolo with unfinished brass saddles (IMO, the best trem on the market)
A simple yet versatile switching system that allows fat single coil sounds, jangly funk tones, thick rock sounds, and Piezo-equipped for Acoustic sounds.
its a guitar, not the ark. you won't be blown to bits if you invoke it.

The Sadowsky Semi-Hollow
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booo.
you neglected to post the super huge pic that shows the little man who lives in the pickups.

there is a mini Kurt Rosenwinkel inside every pickup.![]()
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