The official "Jokes that Prages won't get/find funny" thread!

[reverend1]

How did that make you feel? And please be honest, this is for prosperity.

 

[Phil513]

I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

 

[reverend1]

No good, I've know too many Spaniards.

 

[baimun]

Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

 

[reverend1]

No more rhyming, I mean it!

 

[baimun]

Anybody have a peanut?

 

[Phil513]

Do you want me to send you back where you were?

Unemployed. . . . .


In Greenland?

 

[reverend1]

Take it easy on him. He's been mostly dead all day.

 

[baimun]

Why didn't you include a holocaust cloak among our list of assets?

 

[reverend1]

I don't think the word means what you think it means.

 

[MonkeyZero]

We'll never survive!
Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has.

Sent from my AT100 using Tapatalk 2

 

[reverend1]

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

But I'm not left-handed.

Boom and Boom.

 

[reverend1]

I am also not left handed

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

Hello, my name is BoomBoom Montoya. Prepare to be force-choked.

 

[Prages]

You guys are slipping. Princes Bride quotes don't belong in a thread about me not getting jokes.

 

[baimun]

You guys are slipping. Princes Bride quotes don't belong in a thread about me not getting jokes.

YOU go to bed!!!...

 

[SpeedRacer]

We are actually "opening" for Princess Bride in a couple weeks.

This is the kind of high impact gig you can get when you've attended the Mark Wein School of Rock! chearselectricguitar054heavy-metal-044

 

[baimun]

"Waiting for Mark" lmbo

 

[Denverdave]

"Waiting for Mark" lmbo