The official "Jokes that Prages won't get/find funny" thread!
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baimun
Funkasaurus Rex
^ - What really happened on Tattoine.
Han: Look... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Jabba... I... we... we got into this thing with the best inten...
>Vader shoots Greedo<
Fett: Oh, I'm sorry.... Did I break your concentration? Please continue. You were saying something about 'Best Intentions'?... What's the matter? Oh... you were finished? Well allow me to retort... What does Jabba the Hutt look like?
Han: What?
>Vader flips all the tables over with the force<
Han: Wh... What??
Vader: What aint no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in 'What'?
Han: What....?
Vader: ENGLISH motherfucker!!... Do you speak it?
Han: Yes.
Vader: Then you know what I'm saying..
Han: Yes.
Vader: Describe what Jabba the Hutt looks like...
Han: What?
Vader: >Points gun at Han's fac< Say 'What' again... I dare you... I double-dare you motherfucker.... Say 'what' one more goddamned time...
Han: He... he's big...
Vader: Go on...
Han: He's... wrinkly...
Vader: Does he look like a bitch?
Han: What?
>Vader shoots Han in the shoulder<
Vader: DOES... HE... LOOK... LIKE A... BITCH???
Han: NO!!...
Vader: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?
Han: Look... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Jabba... I... we... we got into this thing with the best inten...
>Vader shoots Greedo<
Fett: Oh, I'm sorry.... Did I break your concentration? Please continue. You were saying something about 'Best Intentions'?... What's the matter? Oh... you were finished? Well allow me to retort... What does Jabba the Hutt look like?
Han: What?
>Vader flips all the tables over with the force<
Han: Wh... What??
Vader: What aint no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in 'What'?
Han: What....?
Vader: ENGLISH motherfucker!!... Do you speak it?
Han: Yes.
Vader: Then you know what I'm saying..
Han: Yes.
Vader: Describe what Jabba the Hutt looks like...
Han: What?
Vader: >Points gun at Han's fac< Say 'What' again... I dare you... I double-dare you motherfucker.... Say 'what' one more goddamned time...
Han: He... he's big...
Vader: Go on...
Han: He's... wrinkly...
Vader: Does he look like a bitch?
Han: What?
>Vader shoots Han in the shoulder<
Vader: DOES... HE... LOOK... LIKE A... BITCH???
Han: NO!!...
Vader: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?
Knox in Box
Rustbelt refugee.
I actually own that "Expressions of vader" T-shirt too.
Kerouac
weird musical dildo
reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Sorry to bust up the SW thing
cop0
Steverino
NO VACANCY
Wait a sec.... who let the newb in here? We have another thread for funny, non-star wars stuff. This thread is CLEARLY the "Stuff Prage's doesn't get" which means Star Wars.... he obviously gets music references.
Don't let it happen again, newb.
Oh CRAP!!! I posted in the wrong thread!
Didn't Freddy have a light saber?
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baimun
Funkasaurus Rex
Oh CRAP!!! I posted in the wrong thread!
That's okay...... we'll likely kill you in the morning....
Mrs.P
The Wonder Wench
I hate to break it to ya, but he'll get that one too, Dread Pirate Roberts.
reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Word gets out you went soft then it's work, work, work all the time.
baimun
Funkasaurus Rex
Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
don't mock my pain.
reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Life is pain
Tig
Dildo Store Warlord
Denverdave
Resident Ragamuffin
Anyone who says differently is selling something.
As we make the full transition to Princess Bride.