Dew Knot Hump
Sausager
Lame. Totally lame. Ask if he wants you to wipe his ass after his next dump, too.
I just found out that they are closing the 405 freeway this weekend for repairs and I need to use it to get to 2 of my 3 gigs.
I probably won't be doing that any time soon. It's not that big of a deal really, he lives at 95th street and makes the trip up here every week for rehearsal and the club is only 15 minutes from my house. Why do they completely shut down the expressway for repairs? If they ever shut down an expressway here it would be a massive clusterfuck of epic proportions.