Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
You look remarkably lifelike, Abe.
thanks. I don't know who the asshat is that's in the way.You look remarkably lifelike, Abe.
thanks. I don't know who the asshat is that's in the way.
Four score and seven beers ago, some drunkard shoved forth into my selfie to photobomb the crap out of my personage. Most vexing. We struck up a row and were summarily emancipated from the local saloon. So I wrasseled him in the streets.
And that, friends, is how I earned my law degree.
I have a word of advice for many of my esteemed forum colleagues:
I rarely take a photo without a helmet on. Chicks dig my sexy facial tan lines.
So...you all are some grizzly mothers.
seriously. It's kind of eerie
I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
Your left hand looks awfully busy.......I rarely take a photo without a helmet on. Chicks dig my sexy facial tan lines.
I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.
I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.
I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.
I rarely take a photo without a helmet on. Chicks dig my sexy facial tan lines.
Second verse... wait for it!I won't let the man tell me what to do; I will let my freak flag fly.