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Kick Henry Jackassowski
My sister sent me Malnati's pizza for Christmas. Packed in dry ice. Awesome.
Click on this: http://www.cracked.com/article_17521_sex-like-pizza-even-when-its-bad-its-still-pretty-good.html
I have had it shipped too!

Not quite as good as fresh outta the oven, but still freaking amazing compared to the weak crap we have around here.