That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

[Tig]

Subtle is overrated.

EG

That's what she said!

 

[jelloman]

you think she had that done, took some pics, then had them undone?

 

[Peeker]

I'd hope so

 

[PunkKitty]

That's painful just to look at. She's going to have a lot of back problems.

 

[Peeker]

well, they'll match her head problems, I figure

 

[Elias Graves]

I hope that's shopped.

EG

 

[Peeker]

betcha it ain't

so, since I can't post the regular cover for our upcoming live cd, I thought I'd show ya two versions I've worked up for a kid-friendly version:

option 1:

and option 2 (which is the one I'm leaning towards right now):

I'll need to tidy up the last one a bit yet, of course.

in case y'all didn't see the thread, the regular version doesn't have censored text, and the graphic is, well, graphic, with a photo of what's being censored in the text.

 

[Elias Graves]

I like the last one.

EG

 

[Peeker]

me too.
it's still close enough to the naughty cover that I'm okay with it, plus there's a Muppet!

so those would be availbale at gigs, whereas the naughty one would only be availoable thru our website

 

[Elias Graves]

Good thinking. With two versions, you create collectibility.

EG

 

[Peeker]

and avoid getting charged for selling pr0n to minors

not that we do much in the way of all-ages gigs anymore.
still, better safe than sorry.

 

[Elias Graves]

C'mon! A good porn bust will help your career.

EG

 

[Peeker]

well, yeah, and I plan on there being one.
but not for a measley live album.
I wanna go big, for our 20th anniversary, and 8th (or is it 9th) studio album.

it's gonna be right nasty
2girls1cup will look like Sesame Street compared to what i got planned

 

[Elias Graves]

:bert:

EG

 

[Peeker]

eggs

acktlee

 

[Guitar Heel]

mg:

 

[Elias Graves]

That's what my cat looked like this weekend as we forced laxatives down her throat.
My cat won't poop.

Plus, Kevin had an allergic reaction to his vaccination. We darn near lost the little bugger.

EG

 

[Guitar Heel]

:(

That happened to my cat. Are they thinking obstruction? The vet gave us a window for the pooping, in that if he didn't poop in X number of days, then surgery. It was over Thanksgiving, and Shari and I were with my folks down in Asheville. Every time he'd go to the box, we'd sneak behind him for a poop check. The last day of the window, he finally pooped, saving us a few thousand bucks. The house erupted in celebration.

 

[Elias Graves]

She's clogged with hairballs. :rolleyes:

I can picture the scene:
"The crowd muscles in for a better view. OK, folks, kitty has approached the litter box, let's see what happens. Just more pee or is he finally gonna pinch one out? Quiet, everyone, kitty's working it! And...and...we have feces! Go kitty, go!"

EG

 

[Guitar Heel]

Seriously. Not only was it gonna cost a fortune, it was going to fuck up Thanksgiving. It was a good day to poop.