That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

[Guitar Heel]

please. you know he had sex with it.

 

[jelloman]

Before he cooked it?

 

[Guitar Heel]

 

[Elias Graves]

How'd it taste?

Like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl.

EG

 

[Elias Graves]

Before he cooked it?

And after.

EG

 

[jelloman]

A double shot of special sauce? How decadent...

 

[Elias Graves]

Basting requires good technique.
And plenty of sauce.

EG

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

You guys are killin' me!






Please don't fuck me and eat me afterwards.

 

[paulskirocks]

OK, I really deserve the forumite-showed-restraint of the day award for not making a comment on the giveaway thread, when the new guy's first post was "I'd like to be entered"... My mind wandered to peeker, EG, goats...

 

[Elias Graves]

Who was it? We'll fix him up!



Damn, never try to use lacquer at 80% humidity!
Good thing I had some blush eraser on hand. I've never seen shit haze over so fast in my life.

EG

 

[paulskirocks]

Well, I simply avoid living in 80% humidity! This is the benefit of being a mile high...

 

[Elias Graves]

Yeah, but it sucks when you get drunk and fall.



This weather coming in is ominous looking. It's supposed to hit tonight and tomorrow and the weather guys are beginning to say it looks a LOT like the May 3, 1999 event. That one was so bad it has its own wiki page.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Oklahoma_tornado_outbreak

EG

 

[paulskirocks]

Fortunately, I haven't gotten drunk enough to fall in a few years...

Man, tornadoes trip me out...

 

[Elias Graves]

Watch that first step. It's a doozy.

Yes, tornados are truly bizarre.

EG

 

[Guitar Heel]

so.

very.

hungover.

 

[Elias Graves]

HEY GH! HOW YA DOING?

EG

 

[jelloman]

HI HEEL! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? DID SOME DRINKING LAST NIGHT DID YA?

 

[Elias Graves]

Scuze me, I need to leave this foghorn here for a bit.

EG

 

[jelloman]

anyone want to try out my new amp?

 

[Elias Graves]

I need to leave these here, too. Make room!

EG