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Funkasaurus Rex
Fans of the Youtube show “Hot Ones” know that you can play along at home by ordering the full lineup of sauces from Heatonist.
They try to promote good, natural, tasty, hot sauces so you don’t have to be a scoville whore like me to enjoy. I’ve found several that my wife loves to put on eggs, pizza, sandwiches, and even enhances our San Marzano marinara recipe or our beer infused chili with.
But the one that generally breaks everyone is “DaBomb: Beyond Insanity”.
Because Heatonist sauces are all natural, the multipacks include a ‘version’ of DaBomb caled “Revolution”. It’s still painful, borderline vile, but reviewers say it spares tasters from the metallic, almost battery acid, aftertaste of the original. So for the sake of science… I ordered a bottle.
It did NOT disappoint.
I have consumed sauces with ten fold the scoville rating… but nothing can prepare you for the no-bullshit assault it does to your senses.
Eye watering, nose running, and it…. Just…. Lingers….. I’m telling you it is the food equivalent of radioactive waste!
Didn’t drink any water or milk on purpose for the first few minutes to really take in the experience… but after the wing flavor had faded and I was still sucking in air, I finally took a big drink to try and curb it some. Even 15 or 20 minutes later there was still a metallic taste that just refused to go away. I took a shot of pure Lime Juice and it cut it in half, so at least that remedy has been tested and confirmed.
They try to promote good, natural, tasty, hot sauces so you don’t have to be a scoville whore like me to enjoy. I’ve found several that my wife loves to put on eggs, pizza, sandwiches, and even enhances our San Marzano marinara recipe or our beer infused chili with.
But the one that generally breaks everyone is “DaBomb: Beyond Insanity”.
Because Heatonist sauces are all natural, the multipacks include a ‘version’ of DaBomb caled “Revolution”. It’s still painful, borderline vile, but reviewers say it spares tasters from the metallic, almost battery acid, aftertaste of the original. So for the sake of science… I ordered a bottle.
It did NOT disappoint.

I have consumed sauces with ten fold the scoville rating… but nothing can prepare you for the no-bullshit assault it does to your senses.
Eye watering, nose running, and it…. Just…. Lingers….. I’m telling you it is the food equivalent of radioactive waste!

Didn’t drink any water or milk on purpose for the first few minutes to really take in the experience… but after the wing flavor had faded and I was still sucking in air, I finally took a big drink to try and curb it some. Even 15 or 20 minutes later there was still a metallic taste that just refused to go away. I took a shot of pure Lime Juice and it cut it in half, so at least that remedy has been tested and confirmed.


