Gorgon90
Harmonic Dive Bomber
Ahem
I do 90% of the cooking (the other 9% is take away and 1% is her), I pay the mortgage, I actually hoover and put a washing on now and again - she's got it fucking cushy here.
Fair play and snap, apart from the cooking is reversed in our house. Then again my wife is a chef for a living and far and away the better cook.