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Meatus McPrepuce
Wait a mother fucking minute....
You liked Last Jedi..... but hated this one?? ??? ??
This one was a bit of a mess... but compared to the steaming turd sandwich that was Last Jedi??
I can confidently say that my personal Star Wars Ranking goes:
1. Ep V - Empire Strikes Back
2. Ep IV - Star Wars (New Hope if you Must)
3. Ep IV prequel - Rogue One
4, 5, 6 (depending on my mood)
Ep III - Revenge of the Sith
Ep VII - Force Awakens
Ep IV prequel - Solo
7 - Ep VI - Return of the Jedi
8 - Ep IX - Rise of Skywalker
These I only watch for completions sake:
9 - Ep 1 - Phantom Menace
10 - Ep II - Attack of the Clones
11 - Why? - Ep VIII - The Last Mary Poppins Jedi pointless running out of gas but we have time to send some people to a casino planet to fuck around while we "chase" in slow motion (don't they have hyperspeed?) oh wait we do have hyperspeed... BOOM... If this was a thing, why weren't we hyperspeeding ships through the center of the Deathstar to blow it up? Oh because this movie make absofuckinglutely zero sense and should be flushed from the series.
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Perhaps you should check the chemical content of your breakfast cereal.

