Let's Have a Funny Pic Thread! Mk XIX

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dodgechargerfan said:
Life as a kid is tough.

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True dat!

When I was a kid, play grounds made that American Ninja Warrior stuff look like baby shit. We were lucky to make it out of there alive, not to mention the whole body road rash, bruises all over, and contusions the size of watermelons! Fuck those rope ladder climbing pussies! Try falling into a dastardly abrasive rope "safety net" from 10" and then come tell me what a fuckin' Ninja you are, ya Nancy ponce!
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At the Mercy Hospital I go to frequently.

I didn't know black women had special parking rights. ???

Or:
A nun, a black woman and the Olsen twins all pull into a parking garage. Confusion, then competition abounds. Two spots, three cars--who is left to walk the furthest?
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Don't blame the Hospital. It was just Sisters doin' it for themselves.
 
OGG said:
True dat!

When I was a kid, play grounds made that American Ninja Warrior stuff look like baby shit. We were lucky to make it out of there alive, not to mention the whole body road rash, bruises all over, and contusions the size of watermelons! Fuck those rope ladder climbing pussies! Try falling into a dastardly abrasive rope "safety net" from 10" and then come tell me what a fuckin' Ninja you are, ya Nancy ponce!
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Safety nets? Shit, we had one layer of dehydrated tan bark over concrete hard dirt. Try doing a backwards leg hook flip from the top of one of these and face planting.

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we had this type of monkey bars growing up.
fall down from the top, inside one of these and you won't just break your arm, you break both of them and a leg and a couple ribs and crack yer skull. :grin:

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Chad said:
Did you ever ride your bike full speed under one of those and grab the bar as you went under to see how far your bike would go without you on it? We used to have contests :grin:
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Yes,did you do tire skid contests too?
 
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DFB said:
Yes,did you do tire skid contests too?
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We used to do those on 10 speeds, hanging way over the front wheel and we'd count how many sidewalk squares we could skid. One time my buddy borrowed a friends bike who had the brake levers reversed. He got to full speed, laid out over the bars and locked up the front brake accidentally. It was spectacular:eek:
 
335clone said:
We used to do those on 10 speeds, hanging way over the front wheel and we'd count how many sidewalk squares we could skid. One time my buddy borrowed a friends bike who had the brake levers reversed. He got to full speed, laid out over the bars and locked up the front brake accidentally. It was spectacular:eek:
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I used a rear break bike. I used to get over 20' on a skid.
 
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