Safe as long as there wasn't a mud shark involved.For 95 percent of their career having sex wasn't going to kill you or having sex with a 17 year old wasn't going to get you sent to prison. Having sex with the 17 year old may get you killed by their father, but otherwise you're safe.
Coffee out the nose. FUCK!
It amazes me that folks need to look at their phone to get their emergency contact number when they come to my office. It really cracks me up when they have to look at their phone to find their own number.